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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dexter eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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