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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Widget eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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