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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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