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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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