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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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