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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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