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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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