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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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