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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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