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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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