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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Buddy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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