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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Lola eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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