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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Charlie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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