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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Bella eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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