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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Picard eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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