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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Sugar eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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