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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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