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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dixie eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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