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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Geoffrey eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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