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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Missy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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