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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Gus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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