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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rocky eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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