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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Yoda eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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