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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rufus eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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