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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Murphy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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