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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Murphy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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