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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Thor eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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