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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Squishy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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