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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Jelly eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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