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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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