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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Simpkins eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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