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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Misty eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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