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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Maggie eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

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