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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Coco eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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