Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rosie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.