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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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