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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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