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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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