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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Stink eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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