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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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