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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Stink eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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