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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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