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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Alfie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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