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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Bella eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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