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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Poppy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

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