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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Smeagol eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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