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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Voldemort eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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