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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Weasley eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏

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