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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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