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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Kirk eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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