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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rex eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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