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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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