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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Missy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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